& the pleasure which has been offered

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture

guys not to alarm anyone but i feel like lamarque is ill and fading fast

please don't take this as me trying to sound ungrateful but you're being kind of irritatingly machievallian about this whole self-sacrifice scheme

Honestly there are no normal brothers or sisters or parents or children or anything the family is so fucking weird always and forever.

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex

life tip: learn to love the torture my friend

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”