Hello, I'm Pebble!

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

It would be kind of fun to have a medical dramamedy show where people (patients and people in the medical field) could submit their craziest experiences with the medical system and those plotlines and patient stories could be dramatized and woven into a cohesive narrative with any additional profits from the show going to pay off medical debt.

Hey OP what happened to you

I’ve been chronically ill since the age of 14 and I enjoy eavesdropping

zutara is part of what i call the Trifecta of Bullshit, consisting of three very popular heterosexual ships that have no basis in canon and involve a morally gray male character that's heavily desired by the general fanbase and a female character that is easy to project onto and in fanfiction, is unlike their canon self, because it's the idealized fantasy version of the reader. the ships are dramione, reylo, and zutara.

bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes

Well excuse us for not being willing to forgive him for the War on Terror.

do you ever just start a post and then

oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

and shes like "yeah, its Professor A"

and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT

we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A's desk was ironic because hes that type of guy

like, you gotta undestand. these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go onto trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in seperate cars and literally NEVER mention work at home. it is SO funny

Everything Carol "Pluribus" Sturka does is reasonable if you remember for even one second that her wife died in the joining. More than reasonable, even! If my wife died and a member of the hivemind showed up at my gate while I was digging her grave I would've caved her head in with the shovel before she got a word out. Anything more than that is icing.

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

Happy Moon day!!!

saw this suddenly get a flurry of notes which means it is once again fucking moon day! Happy fucking moon day, everyone.

rock paper scissors but with women, me, and fish

"god was there too" yeah I believe you. clearly divinely inspired