Shingeki no Something-or-Other

Controversial opinion: If they're not going to turn out to town halls, you need to turn out to their homes and offices.

OH. can’t believe I forgot about such an important part of art history my apologies

when you think about it tho pliny the elder is kind of the funniest guy in the world like. he wrote all these books about natural history that he was wrong about where he confidently claims things like “some animals only have blood during certain parts of the year” and then when mt. vesuvius erupted and destroyed pompeii and herculaneum he said “oh mt vesuvius is exploding? let me go check it out” and then he died

the man was committed to science. he wasn’t very good at it. but he was committed

Customer came in and ordered a buncha freud and Jordan Peterson books 🤢🤢🤢

you’ve got me a in a difficult position here because on the one hand, this post is specifically about vampire lore in Twilight, so you’re wrong, but on the other hand, saying “you clearly didn’t read twilight” doesn’t exactly make you look like the bad guy here

Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!

crazy how at my age my parents already had children (that they were in no way equipped to raise)

nutty how i'm not even in a relationship but at my age my parents had been married for years (and established a dynamic so dysfunctional that i would spend my adolescence wishing they'd get divorced)

it's almost like it's not a bad thing that millennials are getting married and having kids later in life (or choosing not to do those things at all if they don't feel well equipped)

#the homeowner thing though. that i am bitter about

I’m a pacifist like institutionally but I’m absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don’t believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

"omg this old man is so fuckign hot… what a GILF… grandpa's getting it... i'm a menace to the retirement home…" buddy idk how to tell you but calm the hell down. this male character is in his 30s.