I saw your Chanel boots mr. Sky Walker

Ryland Grace is so validating. you can be brave and do scary things 👆but! you don't have to pretend it's no skin off your back. you are allowed to bitch and moan about it. you surely can cry about it. it'll pass like a kidney stone but it'll pass, but also it's a damn kidney stone

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

it was the goat blame the goat

to be completely honest *starts lying