I saw your Chanel boots mr. Sky Walker

@jennyandvastraflint

Ryland Grace is so validating. you can be brave and do scary things 👆but! you don't have to pretend it's no skin off your back. you are allowed to bitch and moan about it. you surely can cry about it. it'll pass like a kidney stone but it'll pass, but also it's a damn kidney stone

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

it was the goat blame the goat