Wuackamole

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

People get so fixated on the rehabilitation of convicted criminals. Nobody ever talks about rehabilitating law abiding citizens. This is because law abiding citizens are a lost cause. The law abiding citizen is beyond redemption.

the woke left wants you to wang chung tonight

millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless

shit girl it sure is

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"