Wuackamole

subtext job from a girl with massive implications

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

dear Heaven, i don’t care weather or not i prosper, only that my enemies fail.

Might this humble subject point out your mistake bixia? Whether, not weather

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e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.