Casually Screaming™

He's so cute 😭😭

stuntdriver/filmwheel au where the happenings of the fall guy are going on and colt “kills himself” and then goes and finds jody and she waited and believed, of course, but colt sort of failed to account for how driver would react to losing yet another person he loved, and colt is experiencing mounting terror as he realises that driver is gone.

DUDE

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

feeling particuarly stuntdriver pilled today

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

it is the goal of all ui designers to instill misery in those who lack the surgeon's precision