Sketchy

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

Your email finds me on a holy quest for something greater

"Children have alcoholic parents, addiction is not an adult topic." also children can be addicts. i was a child back when i was an addict

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

tumblr users will be like “i’ll be the first to admit i didn’t read anything you said, but here’s my take on it:”

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

ngl I feel a lot of the posts arguing in favor of the goodness and validity of fanfiction as a work are in the end begging to hear an answer of "yes it is okay to only read fanfiction" and it's like. I am never going to tell you that. your fanfiction will be bad if you only read fanfiction. your original writing will be bad if you only read fanfiction. your brain will be worse at thinking if you only read fanfiction. like sure, it's better to read fanfiction than to read nothing but I feel this is both a weird hypothetical - you have no access to any simple books at all? - and also like, look, it's better to eat only cereal than to eat nothing but I'm not going to tell you that your restaurant recommendations, food reviews, or meals constructed only from cereal are good.

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?