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satorugojowidow

Which of the three remaining european countries in the World Cup colonized your country?

Spain

France

England

Remaining time: 6 days 16 hours

#all three!#french made it to my area of the country first tho

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divine-bloodlines

Nah dude don’t worry about it, she’s always saying shit like “I am bound to oaths I no longer believe in…” and trying to die in pointless battles. I wouldn’t pay it much mind

#badge kallas

thej0ry

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

meshugenist

reblog it

#why the fuck would i scroll through recommended tumblr posts #i’m only gonna see my dad on tumblr if a mutual puts him there

soup-mother

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

#brennan lee mulligan

Always funny when a post gets a sudden uptick in notes on here and I know that someone with a bigger following must have reblogged it, but there’s truly no way for me to know who that is, unless it’s someone I follow.

This feels like a very uniquely Tumblr experience, vs other social media where it’s like “oh this post is getting attention because Liam O’Brien liked it.”

#tumblr #it could be anyone of you freaks #99+ notifications and it’s like okay who squealed

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asparklethatisblue

i think something that annoys me the most about pearl clutching "it's suspicious if an adult speaks to children or likes them" is how??? It shouldn't be like that? It never was? Having adults I'm not related to showing me kindness as a small child was so damn important. I'm old enough to be a parent, and the concept of adults caring for children is just "I want to make sure children are safe and happy" or "this is the kind of adult I would have needed to help me as a small child".

man especially in fiction where there's no way any harm can befall a real child! Especially if it's something entirely innocent and you can't help but look for any possible way to interpret it as bad.

#this is causing a lot of problems #people use to send their kids out to play #with the understanding that if something happened #other adults would help the kid #eg i was out playing with a friend #we tripped and hurt ourselves on the sidewalk #some strangers took us into their houses and bandaged us up #and called my friend’s mom (this was very pre-cell phone)#(my friend was older than me and had their home phone memorized- i was four)#this was the assumption #but in the late 90s a bunch of high-profile kidnappings of white kids was sensationalized in the media #stranger danger became a thing #and community trust eroded #along with multi-generational community spaces #hence children being frightened of other adults #and the safety of a child being the responsibility of the parent only #(which unique in this time vs all of human history)#so parents hover and prefer kids be at home #but don’t actually want to engage with the kid enough so they get a screen to do it #i have a lot of feelings about this

thomasmomwell

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

cookingwithroxy

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

#‘kids book’ is absolutely the right word for it #the issue is that categories like that are most often used for marketing #so with the rise of ya and pg13 in the late twentieth century #the idea of what is ‘for children’ gets pushed waaaaay down #to a level of simplicity and often low quality work that children don’t actually engage with #(bluey is an example—people are shocked at a higher quality show for kids and insist that all adults should like and be interested in it #because it’s ‘not really a kids show’)#(it is a kids show)#pre 1900 there was no children’s literature because there weren’t massive marketing machines #kids read austen and lewis carroll and other readers that didn’t stand the test of time #i think children’s lit is great!#but it’s a category not a boundary

prokopetz

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

prokopetz

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

slippyflippers

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

#their claws are retractable #because the knife that does the killing needs to be sharp

idiosyncatsy

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

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wingkink

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

bevsi

something I’ve noticed in fandoms lately is a lack of… object permanence? perspective? Just reacting to each episode/chapter of something as if it’s final & whatever plot line they dislike is the status quo forever? like…… have a tiny bit of patience

I kinda understand because a lot of franchises lately have ended in shoddy and poorly thought out ways, but tbh either have some faith in your fav show or just write fanfic

bevsi

this combined with people reading a boatload of fanfic between seasons then coming back to the show & getting upset that their headcanons aren’t canon… disappointment is a normal feeling but I also feel like people put themselves through unnecessary stress watching shows they clearly do not like

rorywonder

hey so filming people without their consent is weird. you know that right? filming people you don't know and they aren't aware of what you're doing is creepy. posting strangers online is fucking weird. we're too comfortable with doing it now for shits and giggles, chasing some sort of viral hit instead of reckoning with the fact that you posted someone who did not consent to their body and face being publically used.

we're being pushed these Meta Glasses as if mass surveillance of strangers is fun and normal! it's weird!!! there are already reports that people are using these to film women without them knowing and sharing it to communities who get off on this shit. who else knows who people are filming. these glasses with cameras are not obvious and that is dangerous.

dorfs

getting overtaken as a pedestrian: people are seriously so caught up with themselves they can’t get somewhere 30 seconds later

overtaking people: come on girls it’s not a statue garden

caffeinewitchcraft

A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.

"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."

"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"

"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"

"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."

"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"

I laughed. "I've heard that before."

"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."

I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"

Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.

There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.

Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.

headedoutleft

something i want to mention because i’ve seen it growing as a trend online is that not only do people do this just for their own gratification, but watch for glasses. smart glasses are a growing segment of the consumer market, and creeps like this are harassing people in public in order to gather content without the victims being aware they’re being filmed

good job on how you handled it, op!

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birdsareblooming

thinking about this tag on my post again. i'm saying this all the time forever

birdsareblooming

oh i'm also saying this one all the time forever

souplover13

images: tags.

#nothing is above critique but also so many ppl are dogshit at criticism so here we are

#nothing is above critique and that includes your critiques

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statisticalcats2

There are gonna be people who won't like hearing this but if you want to live in a world where mixed marriages, families, and adoptions (particularly POC adopting outside their "race") aren't maligned and discriminated against, then you have got to get more chill about seeing someone partaking in something cultural that you don't think fits the "race" you perceive them as.

statisticalcats2

It's a vague memory now, it was a vague memory even at the time I made this post, but I think what sparked this was remembering stupid comments I saw about a Chinese-American cookbook that were complaining about it being written by a white woman and then I looked the white woman up and the briefest research showed she was adopted as a child into a Chinese-American family and just....

*pinches nose*

Fellas, is it cultural appropriation to inherit your family's culture but you don't pass the blood quantum test?

All of you are literally just racist. You've come full-circle. You're working under the belief that people are supposed to "keep to their own kind" and that means the socially invented concept of "race", and "race mixing" of any sort is unnatural.

#speaking for marginalized people without their consent isn’t cute even when you’re ‘defending’ them #food especially is rarely closed practice #most cultures are very happy to share their food #as long as you aren’t rude and racist #saying your version is ‘cleaner’ or ‘healthier’ or some shit it’s literally fine

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