i'm wildernessdowntown! i changed my url!!

do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

my inner 8 year old is constantly freaked out at the realization that life is not some special state of matter and i am a mineral being! my insides are red because rust is red! the internal structure my body secretes is made out of the same stuff as cliffs and chalk! i am a wet rock that time tricked into thinking

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?

hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I ❤️ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"

Sure you are, tumblr user Crabussy. Maybe one day they'll make Crab to Human HRT.

(single tear falls from my crustacean eyeball) I'd like that. I'd like that a lot