bloodborne npc

Stop posting AI-generated animal videos without disclaimer to Tumblr or I'm crashing the ship into a cliffside

Komaeda, thank god it's you, I had a horrible nightmare that there was a guy

Hold on Komaeda, I'm sensing a presence

NO DANGEROUS CROW BOY DON'T EAT M Y FUCKING WARHAMMER MINIS

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go