it's 1979 and disco is never gonna die

old man in the library got a phone call, someone on the other end says loud as fuck “hey pittsburgh phil what are you up to?” and pittsburgh phil responds “i’m in pittsburgh”

the most romantic thing a character can do is prematurely ejaculate

can't read mlm fiction where they cheat on their wives/gfs bc the wanting to bludgeon both men to death gets in the way but i eat it up when lesbians use & betray the men in their lives #mydoublestandard

okay i’m sorry but the leftovers really said there are no answers. there is no grand cosmic meaning to your life and there is no greater meaning to your pain. so you have to let it go. you have to let it go and take comfort in the fact you are not alone. it might be the only comfort you get, but it can be enough. you can be okay. stop searching for some greater purpose and reach instead towards the people you love. what if there’s nobody home? then you come over to my house.

some of my buddies are hilarious, like the fourth panel of a web comic. but i'm more intriguing, like the third panel of a web comic

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

we all bounce from media hyperfixation to media hyperfixation but we retain our Types of character who we consistently become obsessed with

leave me alone