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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Cosmic Funnies

blake kathryn

gracie abrams
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price

Kiana Khansmith
The Bowery Presents
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
occasionally subtle
Fai_Ryy
hello vonnie
Cosimo Galluzzi

@theartofmadeline
YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER
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Truly baffles me that the viking aesthetic is sold as a form of masculinity. To me, vikings are just inherently, biologically, an uncontrollable horde of butch lesbians, no exceptions. Yes I know this is historically inaccurate. Your mom is historically inaccurate.
Boring: Bad 80s/ren fair vikings are ahistorical and operatic
Cultured: Bad 80s/ren fair vikings are all about horny helmets and straps.
As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."
Fuck her.
Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.
the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function
Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?
Japanese: Samui desu ne?
British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?
i have to do everything around here
i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.
my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.
me: ok. i guess i get that??
this post: its like saying “innit?”
me: oh. oh no.
fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".
It's LITERALLY "innit".
oh so like "eh" in canadian
*un-Babels your Tower*

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in honour of wolvie returning to the big screen here's a fond childhood memory
gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr
"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"
❌ False
The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.
"those are his hooves, bitch."
✅ True
Those are his hooves, bitch.
I'm trying to think of the name of those off-brand hedgehog things but the only thing that comes to mind is enchilada
Echidna
Heres some babies
This one is less baby
Fun fact. These motherfuckers can kill you
Their dicks have 4 heads
thank you! i hate this more than words can express. this is horrible, truly. DO NOT CLICK KEEP READING
congratulations! echidna dick now lives in your head rent-free
ALL THE KNUCKLES PORNOGRAPHY IS INACCURATE
why do people keep saying this
#important to note tho! they only come from one head at a time!#scientists jerked them off to find out!
everyone say thank you scientists
Amazing

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Ancient Greek theater Masks
‘I shouldn’t have eaten that last pilot’ GUILLERMO 😭😭
just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom
2 pics. no caption
whenever i open my notes and see someone say "i love my iud" "im being sterilized tomorrow" "i got an abortion recently im so relieved" "im pregnant and im so glad it's my entirely my choice" im like peace and love on planet earth we are all such beautiful friends...
I'm sorry what do you mean "not as big as once feared" what was it going to do to us. it's been dead for 150 million years?
it's a bizarre intersection of palaeontology news trying to be sensationalist and then also the weird annoying terror of the ocean that's everywhere. the idea of "fearing" the existence of a giant extinct marine animal is just so stupid to me

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It's freaky how the brain will just plasticly learn novel motor output interfaces on the fly. It's almost like instead of hard coding a control scheme for anatomy that changes every few million years the strat that brains went for was to be openly reconfigurable to fit around whatever its nerves seem to be hooked up to via observed feedback.
I think they've done tests on this by getting people to pilot novel bodies in VR. But you don't tend to notice it day to day until something weird happens like just now. I was reading a paper book and it had a line of text blacked out as if redacted. Instinctively I go to move my cursor over the black line to see if I can read any text if I highlight it.
Except it's a book and not my computer screen, so the cursor my brain thinks it's moving across my field of vision in front of me doesn't exist. At the same time, my right hand is making a bunch of small involuntary movements next to me. I didn't intend to move it and didn't even notice it was moving until I saw it with my eyes. What I intended to move was my Cursor, something that my brain had learned to understand that it has, and the way it moves this is by actuating the muscles in my right arm, an action that is entirely disconnected from any intent to move my arm, which is a different thing.
I love being a pattern atop this eldritch mess of neurons, it's great
father I cannot click the book
Actually I’m incredibly upset about how tween fashion has essentially vanished from the market. I think that the tween period is wildly important for childhood development and developing personal sense of style. Like??? I was slathering myself in green body glitter every day and wearing purple eye liner. That shit is highkey important
that was your joker arc