I love you!!!

bruce wayne reading his dad's diary after the night his parents died and seeing 'that fucking idiot kid wants to go see a movie. i hate zorro. i hope i get shot.'

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

as much as i adore corvids if i was a bird i’d be a mourning dove easy

check this out

hrooo. hrooo. hrooo.

being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

Old men type out their will and testament in Simon and Garfunkel YouTube comment section

Im in gnome city rn going gnome skydiving and i low key think the parachutes are too small for me lol but i should be okay

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there