I love you!!!

i know all advertising is evil but there's something a little offputting about the sign in the dispo that says "make moments walking the dog matter" you need to smoke weed in order to walk your dog?

Am i more of a loser or a goner

Its ok if u say both because i know truth is suposed to hurt a lot for dumb fucks like me

i chose to sever my connection with the divine by drinking diet coke

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

it's okay for me to throw stones my house is made of much sturdier glass

Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :( Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :( Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :( Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :( Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :(

more women with short spiky hair plz

Testing something: who are your favorite canon trans women in fiction?