I love you!!!

PEOPLE NEED TO GET MORE ANTI PSEUDOSCIENCE.

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

ultimately though I think children get too much blame for being the source of nonsense online. mind you there was an era of this website where people in their 30s and 40s with their own kids were full-time dedicated to 'ace discourse' on their blogs

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool