spicy

being a trans woman of course means people will accuse you of secret perversion while you're just chilling, but theres another side of the coin where people will paradoxically assume that you're too stupid to see the eroticism you're deliberately employing

the perversion of the tranny is innate, unthinking, and unmotivated. unworthy of examination beyond alerting sensible people of the potential harm you will surely cause

this shit is everything to me man. i'm gonna fucking give birth to you

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

well I don't know about all that, but that 32 year old teenager with the hair drills does seem to be in quite a lot of pain

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.