spicy

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

well I don't know about all that, but that 32 year old teenager with the hair drills does seem to be in quite a lot of pain

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

you meet a cute girl who wants to hypnotise you and you go in expecting some sex stuff but she mostly just has you relax there for a bit which is a little disappointing but its still always great to spend time with an old friend

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

AITA for smiling and laughing

youve been a bad gamer. mommy is going to pwn you now

love your dollgirl