everything is under okay

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

RIP they killed OP for this post

Giving sheep testosterone shouldn't be done impulsively. You have to consider the ramifications.

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

me in my brain me in my selfies

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist

love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball