everything is under okay

*touches the tip of you raging, rock hard boner* “boop”

The point of hanging out in your underwear with a buddy is dryhumping and getting boners

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,

If I got Isekaied into a magical world you would not find me trying to find away home. I would be apprenticing under the court wizard and seducing the blacksmith so we could have a torrid love affair right under the kings nose

This is the anime's title btw