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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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taxchurchesfundhealthcare

A new CAPTCHA scam tricks users into running malware that steals personal data. Learn how to spot the fake pages before it’s too late.

I removed the previous reblog link and cleaned up the URL so it didn't go through google. sorry to whoever put that in, but it wasn't all necessary and fuck google

ralfmaximus

tl;dr: if a captcha asks you to "prove you are human" by holding down CTRL or ALT or the Windows logo keys on your physical keyboard as part of the test, it's a scam. They're trying to hijack your computer.

That's it. That's the whole video.

dsudis

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

relevant-catnik

Hmm.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

ruusverd

Actual answer: the sheep know the dogs are not sheep, and they also know the dog is protecting them and take their cues from the dog about whether they need to run for the barn or can just ignore anything scary that approaches.

However, a friend once had an extremely premature orphan lamb born in December who had to live in the house for a couple of months with leg braces and all that, who due to spending her lambhood with dogs instead of sheep came out of the whole experience convinced she was a livestock guardian dog! She would patrol the perimeter of the fields every evening with the actual dog, stand watch in the barn door at night like the dog, and was more than willing to throw down if she saw something scary coming towards the flock the way the guard dog did. Tragically orphaned lamb did a convincing job at being a guard dog without actually having any of the biological advantages a dog has over a sheep.

Which I suppose made her Sheep Batman.

stargoyle

Robots

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Vampires

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Werewolves

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stargoyle

Aliens

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#THEYRE ALL ACE!!!!! except werewolves theyre gay

setheverman

i ate 6 sandwiches in like 4 minutes and now i can’t move

aroptua

I can offer mouth to mouth.

setheverman

don’t you dare extract any of my sandwiches

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kropotkindersurprise

however stupid you think the average American voter is, you are probably still overestimating them

angel-advise

person who assumes maleness as default and refuses to interrogate this: yeah this character has no gender, they're just a little Guy

angel-advise

you literally could not even make it past word two before calling me a man

metaphlorist

1. this is not true

2. ‘i’m not misogynist i’m just a fan of the mcelroy brothers’ ?

itssquidbian

attempting to slay the male defaultism hydra with my "its misogyny" sword but every time I cut off one excuse two more (frankly increasingly bizarre) excuses take its place

#this is so interesting because it doesnt happen in romance languages #everything is either male or female #including species #so if you see a bird its a he #but a squid is a she #so what i propose for english? abolish gender altogether. one pronoun thats it #if you need to know the person's sex you can just ask

shinypenguinpizza

Playing strip poker but as everyone gets naked they just keep playing. And when the game is over everyone just puts their clothes back on and plays another game. No sex

shinypenguinpizza

Bestie I HOWLED in laughter at this. Someone should do this

sarksarkos

"How was poker night?"

Me:

kristina100000

feeding my he/hims until they are all buff

pinene

feeder shit? on MY dashboard?

kristina100000

okay so you want them to malnourish and die...

blanketforcas

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

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apolladay

How many times do you shower per week?

6 times or less (less than once a day)

7 times (once every single day)

8-13 times (more than once some days but not everyday)

14 times (twice every single day)

15+ (more than twice a day)

How many times do you shower per week?

6 times or less (less than once a day)

7 times (once every single day)

8-13 times (more than once some days but not everyday)

14 times (twice every single day)

15+ (more than twice a day)

it varies too much to say

it's complicated

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#id say really nearing 14 #but some days a single shower will suffice #also who the FUCK showers less than once a day.

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lifeofloon

She's not interested in participating in the day

daily-big-cat

Daily Big Cat

Does anyone know a big strong man i can cradle in my arms while hes pathetic and whimpering. Its important

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creepymutelilbugger

i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

inkary

"it's time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the...-boom-"

spainy-spoon

Can't help but appreciate how well the body language translates through VR.

The frantic head turning while looking for a place to stash the grenade, the double take as they realize the drawer they chose was FULL of grenades, and the "WTF" hand gesture as they point in disbelief at the drawer full of grenades? Chef's kiss.

etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact

POV you’re Wile E Coyote

ophilosoraptoro

No translation neccessary

ryan-sometimes

Just found out Dolly’s Imagination Library, which mailed free books to children, included books in braille so blind kids could read too

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