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"why so me?" -the you're

this is probably my stupidest post

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

Yes

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

When you reblog from me, you are DIRECTLY harming a US veteran.

When you reblog from me, you are DIRECTLY harming a US veteran.

When you reblog from me, you are DIRECTLY harming a US veteran.

When you reblog from me, you are DIRECTLY harming a US veteran.

When you reblog from me, you are DIRECTLY harming a US veteran.

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming