everything is under okay

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

I'm so used to Tumblr users being well Tumbr users that I didn't once think they didn't mean bug balls lol

*stares at my powerful reblog covered hands* what have i done?

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

I gave him another call and said listen to me. Do I really sound like Jordan. And he says yes. Yes you are absolutely Jordan. And I'm like okay. I am still not Jordan. Would Jordan pull a prank like this? I do not know Jordan. I'm sorry man. You should call max

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

sticks and stones may break my bones don’t do that