chin up, spartan.

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

her health bar is enormous

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

I'd summon twin scythes

really cool

It was a clitorical question

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

I've heard mixed things.

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

*experiences joint pain* we are losing the skeleton war