That's Interesting

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the cheetah and which one of you is the golden retriever who keeps the cheetah from stressing themselves to death

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[ID: A tweet by stoned cold fox @/roastmalone_ that says, "I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2pm on any given day". End ID]

Need one more to unlock the door

game where you play as a medieval knight but it's peacetime so it's mostly about estate administration and property law