A REGULAR DARTH MAUL JR.

Been getting into nothing lately

if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

eternally painful that you can't socialize without people expecting you to talk. sometimes I just want to be around. like a cat