read the sign

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

Well played, Beverly.

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

something you have to understand is that sometimes a three star film is better than a four and a half star film and that's just the way it is

thank you to all the beautiful women who follow me even though i'm doomed

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

my dead wife. the ad free internet

sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so

i hope every straight woman on the planet realizes she doesnt have to date shitty guys or guys at all for that matter seriously being single is better than whatever this is

Hi just because youre a gay man doesnt mean you can say whatever you want about women

i am so easily impressed by trees