Passive Aggressive Giraffe

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

The tragic relationship between an adult and the novel they started writing in middle school but never finished.

gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

The deepest down of the ocean…….

maybe if tumblr allowed you to typeset your posts in LaTeX it would have succeeded in becoming the next pdf