Give the right things a chance to catch you.

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

Luigi probably fucks though.

Ok but why is Luigi different

displays internality by being capable of fear. to fear is to have something to lose. and what does he stand to lose? fucking.

Peach lives a life that is almost entirely defined by her position as an object of other people's desire, wherein she is robbed of autonomy by Bowser and expected to reward Mario with signs of affection. I think if anyone in Mario has complex thoughts about sexuality to work through with a therapist, it's Peach.

What I'm hearing is Daisy needs to take Peach to a strip club

It's crucial to help her escape from comphet

I've got a really dumb punny math comic idea

Do it!

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

i like trees

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.

Every time someone hand sews multiple outfits a day in a book I’m like. Are we sure