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i hate this idea that if you’re a hater you’re automatically not a lover. i love a lot of things, i just happen to despise what You like. 

I feel like the audience of the first moving picture

final girl covered in blood eating a cheeseburger watching everything burn >>>

Chef Julian Slowik really said “Men are disgustingly entitled towards women, including me. I am part of the problem. In penance, I am going to empower the victim of my harassment to ritualistically stab me and to both design and present one of the weird little Saw courses for this evening. It was, in fact, her idea to end this with murder-suicide.” We love that growth. A TRUE feminist ally. King shit.

fictional men who have the “it’s okay to murder people but it’s never okay to disrespect women” energy>>>>>>>>

Aziraphale: You have to apologize to them Crowley. Crowley: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

Slow burn but it's written by an impatient person

This doesn't affect the speed of the developing relationship at all, but does make for a very passive aggressive narrator.

Slow burn but the writer is angry about it

*Calls out, “Hey, king. Are you single?” to the vaguely humanoid creature lurking at the base of the stairs*

today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he said “god’s a man in the bible” and i said “i’m pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check that” and i unzipped my backpack and the boy said “what’s she doing?” and my friend replied “she’s getting her bible” and i’m not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.

op ur url says it all

See, this is Chaotic Lawful and I am here for it

we are under fucking attack

do you ever form close relationships with people in your dreams and then feel a little sad when you wake up

i had a son in one of my dreams, he was 3 or 4, i loved him so much, i don’t remember his name but i remember loving him so much, and then i woke up and he was gone

tldr: boy have i ever

*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love

my balcony blocks my view of the playground, but I heard one child yell "I FOUND A FROG" with a great deal of excitement and now there is screaming, so I'm filling in some blanks

situational update: a little girl screamed "LEAVE HIM ALONE" and now there's noises that sound suspiciously like a child getting wailed on by a wiffle ball bat

further update: parent has been called to the scene. distribution of fault is underway. bat appears to have been confiscated.

bat has been returned under the promise of not deploying it once more against brothers. the pause and "but tell him to leave the frog alone" tells me it will likely come back into play shortly.