a certain audacity

your 20s is all about the fog, actually

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

thin veil today isnt it

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

CLEANING THE SHOWER DRAIN AGAIN

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you