it'll pass in time

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

the really annoying thing is that even when you're making something with your dick it still takes effort. like this thing is going to be soooo good and appealing to my personal tastes. once this stupid motherfucker finishes it

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

girl are you my memory because- ?? huh? where did you go

what was i saying

Skipping the ad isn’t enough I need the liberty mutual guy to be sentenced to the chamber of eternal torment

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

This reminds me of the time that I asked if anyone had resources on the history of Shinto and while nobody had book recs, turns out an actual Temple Maiden followed me on Tumblr and was down to chat.

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

today someone asked me what my favorite even-toed ungulate is… god, who could decide?

this was ignorant of me to post. of course its the muskox