Ash

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

Trans women are women. Pass it on.

Trans women are women. Pass it on.

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

hand in unedited hand

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

this baby is going to grow up to be a nonbinary road worker

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life

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Writers: It's asking to read your Google Docs and be able to 'summarize' things from them and such things. I just turned all mine off.

It’s also asking to transcribe my therapy appointments for me Jesus Christ

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

My luck levels have been rigged since the new year started and it seems to be infectious… reblogging for yall’s sake

stop holding ya pee for so damn long

Are you psychic?

no, i just know somebody following me is putting that shit off when it’s vital

No but really always reblog for a follower in need.

there's definitely claw marks but i'm letting it go

can someone invent a type of letting go that actually feels good instead of feeling like your soul is getting ripped out via large intestine