Why not ?

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

everybody tells children of divorce that it's not their fault their parents got divorced but you know what? if your parents never got divorced that's not your fault either. you were a child. you could not have made that happen even if you wanted to. if they stayed together, that's a choice they made and it doesn't matter if their reasons were about you. you were not and could not have been responsible for that. free yourself. you are blameless.

There was a delivery mixup with my chicken pellets which means I have had to feed them corn and oats and rice and things from my pantry for the past few days. (This is not a nutritionally balanced chicken meal, it's like living on big macs.) The chickens, of course, are loving this, and are gonna be so fucking pissed when their real food gets here on Monday. I anticipate being yelled at a lot for daring to give them healthy pellets instead of delicious corn.

My chickens being like "if we were meat chickens on a farm you'd let us live on corn" and me being like "if you were meat chickens on a farm you would've been slaughtered and cooked already"

Music hits different when you have someone on your mind

The issue is when they have to give up that bc they don't want to have them in mind

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point

faerie: for your service, I will grant you one boon me: cool can it be the power to grant boons faerie, looking through the manual: uh,

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production