i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time
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i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time
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Holding Hands Persepolis (Iran), c. 500 BC
when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.
this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine
"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."
#you gotta be more specific man#Hobbits are specifically famous for two Really Long Walks
Long Walks Georgs were outliers adn should not have been counted
Darcy in his letter being like, "I suppose if you say so, your sister might have actually loved Bingley. I'm not sure though, it seems unlikely. I did look very hard at her for like, whole minutes at the ball. But whatever, it's already done and I still think I was right. Because your family sucks."
Elizabeth to Jane being like, "Darcy's friends who quite literally live with him think he's great, but obviously they are decived and blinded by his wealth. I talked to this hot guy at my aunt's house for a whole evening and I, Elizabeth Bennet, know the real truth: Darcy sucks."
They really are made for each other.
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also slowly coming to terms with the fact that football as we know it does not exist anymore
This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god
been thinking about grace and adrian being alike
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the first time the centaurs see Shane having an allergic reaction is the same time they realize he is way to fucking chill about this shit; they start freaking out like "oh my god are you okay what can I do to help do you need to lay down" and being overall well-meaning and concerned and clueless as all hell
Ilya finally comes into the room like a minute later and asks Shane if he's having a reaction
and Shane actively breaking out in hives and not wanting to deal with person freaking out over him looks him dead in the eyes and goes "no I'm faking it for attention 😐"
"this is just how i look, ilya 😐"
shane knowing ilya took the training and deliberately saying no to fuck with him
"are you having a reaction?"
"no 😐 this is just how i look all the time 😐"
"shane, the answer is yes"
"no 😐"
ilya emailing the instructor to ask what do you do if the answer is yes but the person says no and then other people get confused and get in the way "oh, you mean if they're confused or something and don't understand they're having a reaction?" "no, if they are very annoying" "...????"
the idea of baby shane losing his "leaving the table immediately" privileges because his shifty little self WILL itch for the cause of tasty is so funny
I'm imagining it starting out genuine and then turning into a family joke (waiting for an ambulance after using an epipen and david SO faux-earnestly going, "so reaction, do you think?" *actively shaking from the epipen use* "no, i just couldn't let you win monopoly again") because it makes something that's frustrating/sometimes scary into something with at least a little funny in it
so the first time ilya asks it after he's done a training on it, shane FULLY ON REFLEX goes, "no, just wanted to try something new with my hair today 😐" and ilya's face is so visibly ?!?!?! that shane IMMEDIATELY knows this is a goldmine of fucking with him forever
no but just let me watch shane jacking it solo I think it would fix me
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Okay but Mark Watney who survives for a year and a half on Mars completely alone and gets to come home because the entire world chose to put everything aside to save him watching the Hail Mary video logs when they come back to Earth and watching the world do nothing?
Mark Watney watching Ryland Grace have to grapple with the fact that he will die and there is no amount of quick thinking or human help that can save him?
Mark Watney finding out Grace didn't volunteer to go to space and was instead sent as a sacrifice so the rest of them could live and getting fucking pissed on his behalf?
Mark Watney who knows what it is to starve on a foreign planet doing the math about Grace's remaining food supply when he decides to go back to save Rocky?
Mark Watney who realistically knows that there is nothing that can be done but who keeps watching the information come out about a middle school teacher who was probably going to die alone in space and not being able to stop thinking about it?
Mark Watney who had to be asked to stop proposing rescue missions because even if they could get funded, there was very little hope that Grace would still be alive even if they got to him?
Mark Watney with survivors guilt for a mission that he wasn't even on?
Mark Watney asking why me but not him?
I know they're not in the same universe and I know the timelines don't line up but just go with me here.
look as funny as this story may be I don't think minor landscaping projects are really the core problem in the US right now, this is like when the wind blows over a Chinese general's banner before battle and it symbolises losing the mandate of heaven, but losing the actual battle is still what matters.
But really what could be a better symbol?
should have gone to Four Seasons Landscaping to complete the circle
collapsedsquid said: You see what the company was named?
lol whoops