I know that I know nothing

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

happy Pride Eve!

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

@cat-cosplay !!

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!