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My blog is about as random as the thoughts in my head. Beware upon entry.

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giving simon wormhole-opening powers so grace can send an instant probe once they're on erid and inflict more psychic damage on the og petrova task force
js the concept of a PHM videolog that starts out with grace and rocky happily going abt their business that then jumpcuts to ryland alone at a desk covered in blood girl im dead
we saw you from across the bar and hated your vibe
people always talk about the doomed love timeloop when they talk about hadestown. look i love that shit as much as the next homosexual but can we please talk about the revolutionary politics. genuinely one of the best anticapitalist pieces of art of the 21st century. can we watch act 2 with our brains please
I have to add that gender euphoria for cis people doesn't always come from like, conforming to your gender in a "stereotypical" way
I've always been very comfortable with my gender but I didn't Really Like being a woman until I cut my hair short and started dressing/presenting more "masculine."
When i realized that I could look "manly" as a woman I truly felt comfortable and really...more "like" a woman. I enjoy being masculine and it strengthens my connection to womanhood and it's just kinda cool
I'm a cis man with a very particular idea of what makes me me, and getting to explore that after being forced by my family to conform to standard WASP ideals for masculinity for two decades has been the biggest thing helping me grow out of the psychological damage they did to me.
Like, they wanted me to be clean-cut, clean-shaved, polo shirts, bible in hand, and participating in the good ol' boys club. That's what they said makes a man a man. Herbal tea and sushi and beards were for hippies and liberals, not real men. They had ideas on how I should wear my hair, how I should handle male pattern baldness, even on what kind of eyeglasses I was allowed to wear because everything had to fit *their* aesthetic preferences.
Me personally, I love having a beard. I love wearing flannel and hiking boots and going out to the mountains, then coming home and lighting candles and getting as cozy as I can with a peppermint tea. I love my weirdly polygonal glasses and my floppy hats and my too-long hair that curls at the back. And I love so many soft things, I'd wear my sweaters more often if the weather cooperated. I'm still looking for scarves and shawls to complete my winter gear, but they never have them in the men's section and the ones in the women's section are never the color I want.
I love having the ability to choose whether to be soft or rugged whenever I feel one way or the other. To say a man can only live one way is just wrong.

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This one was made by working backwards from the idea of a hostage note.
I have to add that gender euphoria for cis people doesn't always come from like, conforming to your gender in a "stereotypical" way
I've always been very comfortable with my gender but I didn't Really Like being a woman until I cut my hair short and started dressing/presenting more "masculine."
When i realized that I could look "manly" as a woman I truly felt comfortable and really...more "like" a woman. I enjoy being masculine and it strengthens my connection to womanhood and it's just kinda cool
I'm a cis man with a very particular idea of what makes me me, and getting to explore that after being forced by my family to conform to standard WASP ideals for masculinity for two decades has been the biggest thing helping me grow out of the psychological damage they did to me.
Like, they wanted me to be clean-cut, clean-shaved, polo shirts, bible in hand, and participating in the good ol' boys club. That's what they said makes a man a man. Herbal tea and sushi and beards were for hippies and liberals, not real men. They had ideas on how I should wear my hair, how I should handle male pattern baldness, even on what kind of eyeglasses I was allowed to wear because everything had to fit *their* aesthetic preferences.
Me personally, I love having a beard. I love wearing flannel and hiking boots and going out to the mountains, then coming home and lighting candles and getting as cozy as I can with a peppermint tea. I love my weirdly polygonal glasses and my floppy hats and my too-long hair that curls at the back. And I love so many soft things, I'd wear my sweaters more often if the weather cooperated. I'm still looking for scarves and shawls to complete my winter gear, but they never have them in the men's section and the ones in the women's section are never the color I want.
I love having the ability to choose whether to be soft or rugged whenever I feel one way or the other. To say a man can only live one way is just wrong.
"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
Think fast, you magnificent dumb-dumb
im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
Cainceled
This post gets worse every reblog
yet im not Abel to scroll past
Anyone else thinking about how Important names are to Eridian culture, considering how Rocky addressed himself and Adrian, and what that would mean once Grace got to Erid. (ignore statements of time i refuse to do the conversions)
Imagine, after decades of your world becoming colder and colder, you are saved. A single Eridian, the only one of twenty three to survive, arrives in an alien ship, accompanied by a creature you can barely conceive.
Everything about the alien is so loud, hinges formed from tissue thumping and stretching in constant movement, even while unconscious. Completely organic, reliant of oxygen and hydrogen. Instead of a protective carapace, it regrows its damaged tissues. It has senses you do not, and technology so unlike your own, both able to utilise a force you have never heard of. The same force that killed almost your entire mission team. Highly adaptable, able to teach itself how to fly its ship in under a week, able to become fluent in the engineer's dialect in less than four years.
And if Erid's best engineer is correct (and there's no reason it wouldn't be), this creature not only managed to breed a predator of the warmth-taker to survive in various atmospheres, including Threeworld's, but also turned around to provide aid when it discovered that the predator could escape xenonite.
And you think: Surely, this creature which protects itself without a carapace, which sleeps so lightly and knows so much and learns so quickly, which saved two planets at the cost of ever returning to its thrum, surely, a creature so extraordinary must have a name to match
And you think: Perhaps it is strength, Mountain-Base or Lonsdaleite-Carapace. Perhaps it is intellect, Diamond-Claw or Lockpick-Mind. Perhaps it is courage, Song-Through-Silence or Path-Carver
And you think: None of these names hold the true weight of what this creature is to them. How do you describe something like that, which aids without expectation of anything in return, which risks its own life for the sake of a species it cannot touch, which performs miracles simply because it was asked.
And then you learn: Your saviour's name is Kindness
just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog
oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!
makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.
0 products also works great
because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all
I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you
I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter
no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.
makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.
this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that
the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha
#nobody survived this post
Official graveyard post
stop telling people I’m dead
In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter
@theoutcastrogue
cant believe you didnt include the full sentence
People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
YOU WANT RYAN GOSLING OVER THIS ABSOLUTE BEEFCAKE??
He’s not gonna take you back Bill
SEZ YOU! EVER HEARD OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?
Not even Stockholm Syndrome is enough to get Ford to go back to an equilateral triangle Bill, not even one who can sing, do YOU look like the hot elf he drew in the journal, no so get good Cipher
Okay but how in the FUCK is Ryan Gosling a Tumblr Sexyman. Genuine question.
Tumblr quite literally nominated him, got him in, then kept voting for him until semifinals, people are older, other people can be a tumblr Sexyman, it doesn’t need to be an 18 year old white guy with another eating disorder, it can be a conventionally attractive middle aged man with wet cat energy and an alien bestie now since the general population of Tumblr did in fact vote him in as a tumblr Sexyman
The gap between Gosling and Grace is the perfect explanation of what makes a Tumblr Sexyman.
Exactly, Ryland Grace is a character, not the guy who plays him
Exactly, Ryland
Grace is a character, not
the guy who plays him
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"
grandfather....
figurin them out :3