Had a dream last night where I was a sapient vein of copper in a copper mine so we're just gonna. Scoot on past whatever the fuck that was.
So there's a gas leak in my house and I need the pipes replaced with copper.
#HELLO????#MYSTERIOUS GAS LEAKS HANDING OUT VISIONS
Poison Jr is the modern patron saint of air quality
#its like when you're deficient in a nutrient and so you start craving food with that thing in it#house is craving copper#without copper it has weak bones and gas leaks start#house will haunt your dreams until you feed it tasty copper pipes
Waiting with bated breath for your haunted house novel























