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In my defense that red one is where I accidentally flicked the map marker to the wrong side of the planet

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YEAAAAAAH LOOK AT THOSE LOW LOW SCORES BABY this is incredible I will be doing nothing else with my free time from now onwards

I screwed up most of the ages of them, did better with location (though I did place something from originally South America in Africa, my bad 🙈)

based on that one line in the last champion’s ballad memory where zelda apparently crafted the champions’ attire

"Yes, yes the villain is 12. Yes he is also the protagonist. And a billionaire. He does have parents, yes. And a therapist. The fairy ? She's 70. Yes, yes he kidnapped her. And robbed half her people's money, thank you very much. She has a gun, yes. See that 16 y/o over there ? The one with glittery makeup ? She also has a gun. And that bald guy that's built like a fridge ? Thats her brother; he too has a gun, expect he doesn't need it. Yes, he's the villain's right hand. Please don't look in that direction, that's the Russian Mafia. The centaur ? He's a conspiracy theorist who's afraid of aliens."

wyatever. go my springsteen

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

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