behaving badly in moravia

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

#napoleon’s invasion of russia‚ 1812‚ colorized

Me every winter

[Video description: a flock of ducks rush outside of a wooden barn or shed into a yard covered with a thick blanket of snow. The ducks mill around outside for a couple of seconds and then all turn around right back inside. The ducks are quacking, more so on the return journey. There are two people laughing behind the camera when the ducks run back inside. At the end we hear, “Are you kidding?” /End description.]

i dont want wholesome nonbinary characters give that motherfucker a gun