Mr Goncharov Tear Down Those Pants

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

quillsh wammy is genuinely so funny. literally a dude going ok this omelas kid idea is working out so well I should just build an omelas kids factory

Imagine for a moment you’re one of Lou Wilson’s new neighbors. This guy moves in driving the joker-mobile. He gives you his number and when your call goes to voicemail you’re treated to a full gospel choir. One day you catch a glimpse through his window and he’s just scratching hundreds of scratch-off lottery tickets. He owns two jet skis.

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.

I’ve seen people on this website circulate provably false things about the Mitch McConnell situation and the fact of the matter is that we don’t know his current status and won’t know until his staff or family releases some actual information.

I’ve seen people circulating the conspiracy theory that his wife left to China to avoid taking him off life support or whatever when she was already in China two days before he was hospitalized and has since returned to the states to be with him. Like y’all aren’t fact checking anything and are just taking tweets at face value.

Huh.

No literally yeah just last week the scanner told us there was an armed robbery at Texas Roadhouse. There was not an armed robbery at Texas Roadhouse.

imagine near's task force talking in english about "we need to catch Killer before he Kills again"

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens