Good Gainers

Shaved my beard briefly and was shocked by the results lol 🙈

Feeling fat!

My little soda pop 🥤

Oof! Last time I tried on this shirt, it definitely didn’t fit like this! I’m eating more than I thought

Figured the holiday weekend would be the best time to try out this BBQ monster of a sandwich. It’s an absolute meat tower 🤤

2 fucking pounds of all different kinds of BBQ meat on this bad boy, doesn’t it look incredible? 😍 As you can imagine, I just used a fork on this thing cause you really can’t eat it like a sandwhich. Though taking it apart makes you look like an extra hog cause there’s still so much food covering the entire plate, and all the different meats make it look like a big pig trough of food for me to shovel on down.

Fuck it really filled me up, look at this big fat belly it gave me right now? 😮‍💨 I think a parking lot stuffed gut selfie is fitting after a meal like that right? Especially with how big it’s filling this tank up!

I also heard the servers chatting and making sure I was eating it “for here”. At least they’re double checking so I commend them on that piece. ☺️

I hope they noticed I cleared the whole fucking thing plus a medium side order of beans too. I guess if they spotted how round my gut is after all that though they would’ve be too surprised at where it all went 😬

Looking from above, I look fatter!