gonna be honest i still dont know how tumblr works

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

and im here too! 😃

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

dadwallet: a condition in which you let your wallet fall apart and disintegrate without ever considering getting a new wallet

dadwallet: a condition in which you let your wallet fall apart and disintegrate without ever considering getting a new wallet