Watching all the Englanders react to the pirate ship casually sitting in the Buccaneers stadium on TikTok is solid gold.
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Watching all the Englanders react to the pirate ship casually sitting in the Buccaneers stadium on TikTok is solid gold.

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i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”
This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:
If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.
This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace
everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.
I have no idea where this is going, but god bless 90s music videos for being goldmines of whacky reference material.
lmao OP turned off reblogs

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Having actually seen the 42 hour review video in question, this is such a bad example to use. Quinton Reviews’ whole deal is making absurdly long in-depth reviews of random kids media and related merchandise because it’s ridiculous to talk 12+ hours about them. Like… I know this is the piss on the poor website, but y’all gotta get better at recognizing satire.
* For those wondering why the video is so long, it’s an episode by episode analysis of not only the Beverly Hillbillies, but also everything connected to it (for example, an episode by episode review of every show that crossed over with it, such as Petticoat Junction).
general psa: do not rant about how much you don’t like apps to the cashier who will get in trouble if he does not mention the app to you.
I had a dream last night that I was back working guest relations at Epcot.
Except they'd added a Greece pavilion and people were complaining about the monsters waylaying people in the parking lot.
I kept explaining that this an expected part of ancient Greek culture. But no one wants an authentic experience these days.
I misread “Greece” as “Geese” and didn’t even question it.
me, playing new game: this is fun but wow (specific elements of the game) feel really off
game devs in their AI disclosure: guess what we used for those specific things
Pour one out for all my coworkers who seem to be suffering from a devastating condition where if they do their jobs correctly they die or something

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how it feels when everyone is online at the same time
unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!
(warning: loud chirping throughout)
source: hellgate osprey cam
a moment of silence for my roommate who has to endure me doing linguistics homework. out loud. making sounds with parts of my mouth and throat I didn’t even realise I could use to make sounds. repeatedly and with passion
i think the moment of silence needs to come directly from you on this one
I currently work retail to make ends meet, and I won’t lie, I got a kick out of my very, very excitable Gen Z coworker figuring out in real time that I’m dyslexic.
I know people mourn the death of malls as third spaces for teenagers, but also, retail workers aren’t fucking free childcare.

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imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable
I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are
Not deterred by the closed door
Working as a group
Protecting their identities
Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction
Getting away at the end
These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere
The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post
My favorite detail is the “18 hours ago…” bit.
Mostly because it conveys:
a) they absolutely have notifications on for mentions about their totally-not-a-cult and it still took nearly a full day for them to notice, or
b) they’re /that bad/ at namesearching themselves on Tumblr.