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RENCHANTERS -> PALADITOS

-> cameron, any pronouns, this is my main. multifandom bc i do what i want. lots of mcyt though beware

-> also find me at ! -> @rouzys -> @novacored

-> ao3 <3

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herssian

i recently had a thought. which, as you can imagine, was stressful

#q

revvetha

I am loved! 😊 [white knuckle gripping the sink unable to meet my own bloodshot eyes]

#q

papayajuan2019

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

identifying-cars-in-posts

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

teobug

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

virtualgirladvance

everything is okay

i live here

im a person

its okay to make noise

youre allowed to go outside

no one is watching you

virtualgirladvance

hi sober me the morning after here and girl you were just doing laundry wtf are these affirmations???

virtualgirladvance

youre allowed to complain

sleep is a right not a privilege

you arent rocking the boat

you arent a burden

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glumshoe

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

glumshoe

I think the exterior of the house is asbestos siding which apparently hides bullet holes really well.

There’s also a dent on the opposite wall where the bullet bounced off, and it looks like it had a really bizarre trajectory. Anyway, the neighbors say it was from a car chase where bullets went flying everywhere, so I’m not actually worried beyond “wow hope that doesn’t happen near me again”.

mythopoetry

This is the most American post I have ever seen

glumshoe

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

kira-kui-n

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

mclennonyaoi

if you sign up for a quora account when you’re 13 they email you stuff like this twice a day for the rest of your life

bobdylanyaoi

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

bobdylanyaoi

to the people who said “this except alcohol”: i support you & your sobriety/preference for other substances. i hope all goes well and you have the best summer ever.

to the few people who said “this except rpf”: sorry this isn’t about you. this post is for real rpfers only and if you can’t get behind that then you aren’t invited to the BDY summer plans

awakefor48hours

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

berkelbites

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

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ecstasemen

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

butch-witches-deactivated202412

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

ecstasemen

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

radawaycuntt

I have loved people i should’ve beaten with sticks instead LOL

almost unfollowed cause i was like who the heck is paladitos did i accidentally hit follow on someone and once again it is just cam changing their url

PLSSSSS i also changed it like 2-3 months ago there has been a STRANGER on ur dash 😭😭

#asks

bearie

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

angelicguy

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

bearie

do you want custody of the post

angelicguy

I just wanna hang out

in 19 days we will get the prophesied paladito on streaming in 19 days i will get paladito injected straight into my veins

#🪴

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peachnix

okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

Peanut butter

Jelly (grape)

Bread

guys...

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

sreegs

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

sreegs

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

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