hrng (villager noise)

im a protected species you fucking asshole

The way I saw the anime promos and realized y'all don't even know how much I love the quick understanding and ease in which these two open space up for one another in their lives.

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

can you put that on a coaster

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

But both Mommy and my little condensation slut gave our condensent so like I feel like I shouldn't have to ask for yours... I guess I could get like a new table or whatever but it's just not the same if it isn't mahogany.

okay red what the fuck do you mean "condesent"