hrng (villager noise)

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

i wish my chemical romance was a band that you could listen to

maternity shirt that says "IM SMOKING FOR 2"

#alternate closer #yes the forest is haunted but the trees are gorgeous

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

no matter how hard i try, nothing i write will ever be as fucked up as the stuff somebody who thinks they're creating a Wholesome AU with unexamined beliefs will make.

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust me the homosexuality will follow

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife