hrng (villager noise)

i bet being stabbed to the hilt feels so fucking good actually

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

Countdraculations!

juvenile european starling (doing a big steppy)

Not to be insane but it's worth noting that the discoloration of the top implies a much older skeleton. #age_difference

i dont give a fuck about freak sex anymore to be honest

sorry for saying this i had a long day. freak sex is everything to me

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

If you guys think libraries are boring places to work then let me tell you, my coworker and I used to hide notes for each other in the Yiddish dictionary in the reserved section of the library with hints as to where we hid plastic horses in a massive themed scavenger hunt because we worked opposite shifts

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man