Landfill Luxury

Your GoreGash Driver Will Be Arriving Shortly With Your Order From The Poisoner's Emporium

When i had to stop watching broad city bc this scene was too visceral for me

It’s so hard being the worlds first living tragically died too young diva celebrity who is alive and isn’t famous

Yeah man hit this stuff my cousin found it at the place next to the Sbarro. Yeah its good... super low key but good *takes one hit and is immediately transformed into a dusty puppet with cut strings in the corner of a danish toymaker's abandoned workshop, no sound except for the dull movement of leaves, you can see floating dust in a ray of moonlight pouring through the window onto my face, view pulls out slowly through the entryway as the door slowly closes shut, entire consciousness goes black with the sound of a lock switching into place*

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

happy pride month

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man