i'm a medical doctor

mike flanagan's what if the world was made out of pudding cinematic universe

youre making mommy want to smoke

i don’t need to put my mental disorders in my bio you can easily infer that there’s something wrong with me

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

let that bisexual woman ruin your life. you don't have enough going on anyways

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

Omg they’re covering up Lindsey Grahams transition and pretending she’s the sister nothing is beneath the Republicans. Since when do they pull someone’s sister to fill their role in congress that’s ridiculous. It’s because they know it’s Lindsey after getting her body done. It’s honestly quite clever

So obsessed with Joan Baez saying that really the only negative thing to come out of her 70s quaalude addiction was that while high as hell she ended up creating a horrible album cover in which she’s posing weirdly dressed like a pilot that she describes as "the worst, ugliest cover, not just in my career but a lot of people's"

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

i can never leave this place