i'm a medical doctor

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

My dark confession is that i want to put moisturizer on a vulture's head

my first words were silhouette and gauche.

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

today I saw a girl say “dick is common loot”

fucking the everything bagel for everything

Why’s everything gotta be sex with you people doesn’t it get exhausting can’t it be some other shit?