i'm a medical doctor

Good luck booking that colonoscopy you speak of

You used to be able to type in your favorite line from your favorite TV show into the youtube search bar and you could find a two second video of just that clip. And you could watch it over and over. There wasn’t even an ad before it…

i feel like i need to go somewhere really really far

trying to find a way to phrase this in a way that doesn't make me sound like an ass but i think some of the things yall claim are trans culture are actually just things you and your friends like that you've decided are universal for some reason

i need everyone to know that this post was inspired by seeing a transmasc claim that making fun of bad ukulele covers is transandrophobia because it's transmasc culture

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

What even is clown food?

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

has anyone else noticed that birds just don’t give a fuck any more? they will sing and chirp at 1am nowadays

It’s cause all men turning gay now

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then