i'm a medical doctor

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

not knowing how to eat pussy is a moral failure

Poop is shaped like that cuz it was in ur in test tons

i wish these university types would stop shoving their higher education in my fucking face

uppies-seeking behavior