i'm a medical doctor

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

just saw the funniest iceberg meme ever one sec

okay non movie people you’re just gonna have to trust me on this one OR have a seat as i cover some bullet points for a couple hours.

on may 14th 1839, let's all go to McDonald's and order the amnesia: the dark descent burger

the look on the worker's face will be a rictus of anguish