True tales of a 'real' girl

dont like me? blow up

Just found out the guy I've been fighting with via email over whether a matter is legal or finance's responsibility is the SAME GUY I've been chatting with in the halls. Oh my fucking god. I'd literally send him an email basically being like, you are incompetent and you are actively trying to evade responsibility, and then FOUR MINUTES later see him in the halls and go "Heyyyy bitch omg how's your wife, how did the vet trip go, when are you going to come to lunch with us on Thursdays omg stop avoiding us" he must think I'm CRAZY

spongebob is really patient with patrick i'm glad patrick has a friend like that in his life

“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

WHAT?!

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

I use this and it’s fucken great. No bullshit. Really works. Sometimes the world is kind.

alr but does the israeli miku artist actually support the government's actions or are they just an israeli person participating in an art trend?

I don't care.

hi, since when is it okay to promote violence towards citizens

Hatsune Miku is not a citizen of Israel

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events