Oh, well hello...

the hero is charging an attack right now and asking me to lend my power but that asshole still owes me $20

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

very much in the spirit of the Millennium Falcon held together with glup shitto glue

#perfect likeness #what a heap of junk (via @tarvek-sturmvoraus)

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

sick fuck ate his wife

Adventure Time type beat

Walking tents are always fun, but the pants are what killed me. Then, fresh off that death, GIRAFFE.