Oh, well hello...

inshallah he will be drank

its called a millipede because it has a million legs

it’s called a centipede because it’s worth ¢1

Oh NO.

me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*

my bi heart………

I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS

*dies*

Oh shit.

GAY KNIGHTS

Fellas I’m real gay

@0hheytherebigbadwolf HELP!!

Every June this inevitably winds up back on my dash. And I appreciate that. And I will reblog it. Every time.

Hey, it’s @archerinventive, and the Pride Knights!

babies? Hell, I’m an adult this is the clearest and most understandable explaination I’ve ever seen. This book is for anyone

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

My mom inherited two pianos with her new house and one is gorgeous and a very rare 1840s model from a company that no longer exists and you’re thinking ‘Oh, that’s awesome! Score!’ No. It has a cast iron base and it has been there so long it is warping the floor. It is unplayable and she has had the piano tuner over multiple times. She feels like she can’t just junk it because it is a rare antique worth thousands if it was in good condition but it is in horrible condition and it is too heavy to be moved or sold and it is FUBAR and taking up space. My mom plays piano and the other piano is perfectly playable but it is cheap and hideously ugly. She has the beautiful piano that is useless and the useful piano that does not match the decor. And we know exactly why the last owners didn’t bother moving either of them. Two white elephants and she is now in charge of herding them.

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow