a wolf among sheep

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

hand in unedited hand

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

They should invent a person who is sexually attracted to you and also cares about you as a person

so blessed to have the latter but… I just want to be used as a toy sometimes

Oh okay bc we were all wondering

i really really might kill myself for real this time i cant fucking do this i cant handle this

my cat is overnight at the vet hospital rn bc he has kidney disease. ive gone down a rabbit hole about it and all i can do is blame myself. i didnt know his drinking habits were weird. he ate fine and was so lively and happy i didnt know. i didnt know i didnt fucking know and now hes too skinny and lethargic and not eating and im scared im literallt scared bc i love him so much and i start clinics soon and this is all my fault i shoukdve gotten him checked up i shouldve been better i shouldve done more i shouldve gotten the pet insurance i feel so fucking bad i feel like im the worst person in earth i miss my cat i miss my boy i want him home im the fuckign worst person alive

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

breaking into your radio frequency mid dogfight and going “soooo do you have a crush on anyoneeeee?”

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

imagine being in a club in 1983 and DJ's like here's a new one and blue monday starts playing. i would've left the club injured.

had my worst nightmare happen to me today

me and one of my irls have each other on pinterest bc i knew she wasnt gonna be the type of person to see my oc boards and think im like a loser or anything but today i found out she showed another irl of mine and immediately that friend kinda teased me about "being hella emo" w my pins and misconstruing my pins and i got so self conscious and embarrassed i hid all of my pins out of shame :/