a wolf among sheep

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

little baby… i’m taking u home with me

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

That weirdo billionaire obsessed with stopping his aging/taking his son's blood to stay young has, as far as I can tell, taken a hero dose of shrooms that led him to fall in love with one of his employees(?) and is now attempting to use his wealth to find a cure for her endometriosis? Which like, sure

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

got my circumcision touched up, thought I'd go for an undercut this time

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

My Kink is being right and that’s why I’m turned on all the time

*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess

wet pussy wednesday

and tomorrow it’ll be tight pussy thursday, followed by fat pussy friday

Mid week fuck

i actually feel like i killed it with this post and it doesn’t really need additional input or edits so i’m not open to collaboration

sometimes the absence is more compelling. let's lack something and then feel its presence forever in the empty space where it should be.