a wolf among sheep

actually brutal when you meet someone who was meant to have a huge titty lifestyle and energy but they don’t have the tits to go with it or the inverse where you meet somebody that’s got small titties all over their spirit but they have gigatitties instead. some people just weren’t even meant to have any titty. it’s fucked. whole tit distribution system is fucked

hey that cyborged ass computerfreak just downloaded my prize winning digital apples. kill him!!! kill him now!!!

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

even better when they are not in a relationship but you can't exactly say they are not not in a relationship

those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible