a wolf among sheep

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

gets dragon insurance for my car in case a dragon fucks my car

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

Raising an eyebrow at how the swifty is only naming black artists here.

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.