a wolf among sheep

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

little baby… i’m taking u home with me

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

That weirdo billionaire obsessed with stopping his aging/taking his son's blood to stay young has, as far as I can tell, taken a hero dose of shrooms that led him to fall in love with one of his employees(?) and is now attempting to use his wealth to find a cure for her endometriosis? Which like, sure

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

got my circumcision touched up, thought I'd go for an undercut this time

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

My Kink is being right and that’s why I’m turned on all the time

*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess