Please Play Xenoblade

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre

for months I’ve been excited for Costco dates and this week he presented me with my ✨very own Costco card✨ so I can go any time I want 😭

The older this gets the funnier it is

in this essay i won’t

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

(:3= っ)∋ <- walrus

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)