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yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves
jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy's grave? that's some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it
well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave
A feel like this is a conversation between Shakespeare's clowns, and I love that.
people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny
Karpov had cemented his position as the world's best player and world champion by the time Garry Kasparov arrived on the scene. In their first match, the World Chess Championship 1984 in Moscow, the first player to win six games would win the match. Karpov built a 4–0 lead after nine games. The next 17 games were drawn, setting a record for world title matches, and it took Karpov until game 27 to gain his fifth win. In game 31, Karpov had a winning position but failed to take advantage and settled for a draw. He lost the next game, after which 14 more draws ensued. Karpov held a solidly winning position in Game 41, but again blundered and had to settle for a draw. After Kasparov won games 47 and 48, FIDE President Florencio Campomanes unilaterally terminated the match, citing the players' health. Karpov is said to have lost 10 kg over the course of the match. The match had lasted an unprecedented five months, with five wins for Karpov, three for Kasparov, and 40 draws.
okay, yeah this is pretty funny
Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

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wikipedia is good
WHAT IF EDDIE WAS A FORMER KNIGHT TURNED APOTHECARY AND BUCK WAS A PRINCE WHO HAD BEEN CURSED INTO THE FORM OF A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON IN BY A WICKED ENCHANTER IN EXCHANGE FOR HIM CURING PRINCE DANIEL OF HIS SICKNESS (philip and margaret weren't sufficiently careful with the wording of their agreement so daniel got sick again and died anyway) (in classic fairy tale style a fairy godmother managed to loophole it so that he's a dragon in the daytime and a human at night so he does manage to get some human socialisation)
@semperama me in bed last night thinking buck dragon thoughts
ok here's my vision: eddie retires from knight stuff after getting injured in a fantasy war, leaves his hometown with christopher (shannon might already be dead, sorry shannon) to move to fantasy los angeles to take over his abuela's apothecary (little cottage outside of the city walls, on the edge of a forest, classic ass apothecary stuff) as she's getting too old to run it and there are brigands in the woods, so she's gonna move into the city to live with pepa. when eddie gets there the city is in uproar because a dragon has ATTACKED THE CITY, killing princess maddie. her parents are sick with grief so the tragically widowed prince doug has bravely taken on the mantle of prince regent in this difficult time. prince doug's first act as regent is to put a bounty out on the dragon, of course. eddie considers going for it, as with that money he could renovate the old cottage and save up a real nest egg for christopher, but his adventuring days are behind him.
MEANWHILE, buck has been framed in a coup led by doug obviously. he believes maddie is dead and he's fled the city. very few people know he exists as king philip didn't want people knowing they have an occasional dragon son (very embarrassing). in the daytime he keeps to his XL quarters, at night he's a ward of the king. there were only a handful of loyal servants sworn to secrecy who knew the truth and doug's had them all killed and burned down a wing of the castle to get rid of anyone who could vouch for buck (rip to those unnamed servants). people in the city are sometimes like '... wasn't there a prince?' and someone replies 'oh you're thinking of prince daniel, he died' 'no, no, I swear there was another one wasn’t there...? I remember the christening?' 'I think you've got confused.'
ANYWAY, dragon buck fled the city and took refuge in the forest. the guards fired off a few arrows that damaged his wings so he couldn't fly far. he's curled up in a sad little dragon ball on the edge of the forest (so he can stare sadly at the city) when christopher stumbles upon him and is immediately like OOOH COOL YOU’RE A DRAGON... oh no you're hurt :( but it's okay because christopher's dad is an apothecary! so he goes to fetch eddie who is immediately like OH SHIT IT'S THE DRAGON and instinctively draws his sword, but the dragon seems... scared? and like it understands him? and well eddie isn't in the practice of slaying frightened beasts, let alone intelligent ones, and christopher is looking up at him so earnestly, so eddie patches up the dragon (and notes the distinctive patch of pink scales over one of its eyes) and even goes hunting for some meat for it. he feels like a fool tossing it a deer carcass when that's good food for idk a week, but the dragon looks so grateful, and it only eats half the carcass before nudging the rest back to eddie.
so night falls and there's a knock at the cottage door, and when eddie cautiously opens the door (remembering the brigands in the forest, although brigands don't typically knock) standing in the doorway is a naked young man looking worse for wear, with a distinctive birthmark over one eye...
so buck's had it drilled into him his whole life that he must never tell anyone who/what it is, that's buckley family rule number one, but on the other hand it seems like his life is over now anyway so he spills his guts to this handsome kind stranger (although buck doesn't know WHY he turns into a dragon, he thinks it's just something he was born with). eddie's like this sounds crazy and the scales/birthmark thing could just be a coincidence but this guy is clearly in need of a warm meal and a place to stay for the night, so he serves up a big bowl of venison pottage and gives buck a spare tunic and leggings, and despite how this guy is clearly Going Through It they wind up having a good long chat into the dead of night. before buck dozes off he tells eddie he'll wake him right before dawn, so eddie can see. and sure enough a few hours later, buck shakes him awake looking pale and sweaty and fully naked again (he's left eddie's clothes neatly folded on the sideboard) and quietly leads eddie outside, and sure enough when the first light breaks over the forest treetops, buck transforms into a dragon. (it looks like it hurts.)
eddie is suitably like 'well shit'. he shoos buck off to hide in his forest clearing again and tells him his abuela might be able to help. so that day he rides into the city to speak to her - on his way through the city, he passes the guard barracks where bounties are posted, and there's a whole crowd of eager adventurers and knights-errant come to slay the dragon. there also wanted posters for the forest brigands, led by a man known as the captain (😉). eddie asks around a little bit about the attack on the city and the royal family etc, then goes to fetch abuela and bring her back to the cottage. she eyes buck up and concludes that this is definitely the result of a curse, but it's a really powerful one, not something she can undo. (eddie murmurs to her that the transformation seems to hurt buck, so she gives him a recipe for something that might help, and pats him on the cheek and tells him he's a good boy.)
so eddie and buck are hanging out!! buck is still in mourning and reeling to learn that he was cursed; he has no idea who would curse a baby or why, and can't imagine his family knew about it or else they would have told him, right?? but still he's having such a nice time getting to run around outside and talk to the diazes!! he's never been in a forest or a cottage or outside of the city walls before. he's never had a friend that wasn't his sister or a servant before. (he feels so guilty that it took his sister dying for him to experience this.) but one day while eddie is at the market or whatever, something happens to christopher, like idk he falls into the river - and buck blows his cover to come fly and rescue him. all the townsolk who are at the market see this bloody great dragon emerging from the forest and maybe try to eat this sweet small child???? buck has to go deeper into the forest to hide (not easy when you're a bloody great dragon). at first eddie regretfully lets him go because he just needs chris to be safe, but chris is absolutely furious and demands they help their friend, and well - it's extremely easy to track the path a bloody great dragon makes in the woods, and eddie can see the adventurers on their way to slay their foe. so he grabs chris and his old sword and legs it into the forest, hoping he might at least be able to delay them long enough for the sun to go down.
buck didn't make it far before the trees grew too close for him to get through, and he's tangled in the branches in a panic when eddie catches up with him. the knights aren't far behind him, and they're really confused to see eddie and christopher there already and extra confused when eddie draws his sword on them and yells at them to abandon their quest. (ravi is one of the knights. these guys aren't monsters, they're people who earnestly believe this dragon attacked the castle. there was a fire! people died! including the princess!)
ravi draws his own sword in confusion, and then an arrow flies through the air and knocks the sword out of his hand. BRIGANDS emerge from the trees. eddie and ravi and the other knights ready themselves for a fight, but then a short woman with her face obscured by a scarf steps forward and says, 'buck, it's me.'
eddie doesn't know who this is, but buck clearly does from the way he stops thrashing around. ravi and his pals all lower their swords, recognising her voice. and sure enough princess maddie tugs her scarf down and runs to her brother
what if buck overcame the constraints of the curse and forced himself to turn into dragonform at will in order to rescue eddie when idk doug pushes him off a tower or something......
Please stop he is drowning…..
Gone forever

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just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.
were you bullied by the pope?
[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here
Can you imagine how good it’s gonna feel when Buck can finally bust through a line of cops/medical professionals/bystanders by saying “I need to get to him—that’s my husband” liiike of course Eddie will be bleeding out on the ground but he’ll get to cradle Eddie’s head in his lap while Hen closes the wound and go “you can’t leave me, not when we’re just getting started.” And Eddie will be able to reach up with one bloody hand and cup bucks cheek and go “you’re not getting rid of me that easy.” And the power of buddie kissing and Hen applying first aid will save them. It’s gonna feel good as fuck.

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btw i live on nailpolish reddit nowadays
and everyone is posting their 4th of july manis
except this year its very few american flags and red white and blue and stars.
and a LOT of pond scum inspiration
This is an absolutely FASCINATING cultural snapshot.