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All these āquick and easy one pot mealā recipes online are such bs and take like 15 steps. The REAL quick and easy recipes take literally 5 minutes.
Anyway my make it up bean mix recipe for those nights with nearly no spoons left:
- one can of black beans (drained)
- one can of fire roasted diced tomatoes (I like the kind meant for salsa)
- half a can of corn (drained)
1) dump it all in a pot and mix
2) bring to a boil
3) simmer until itās hot and has a manageable amount of liquid
Voila, dinner is served
Itās interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the wholeĀ āyou need a doctorās note to excuse your absence of even one dayā combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things likeĀ āyouāre still contagious even after the fever goes awayā, and the overwhelming message of āif you donāt struggle through it, youāre a failure!ā
On my campus there tends to be a problem where even I you have the doctors note professors will still take points off of your final grade regardless of how sick you are. Iāve seen people show up to class with the stomach flu, pneumonia, respiratory infections and all sorts of other contagious ailments.
Hereās a fun story:
The school system I grew up in put an absolutely ungodly amount of pressure on kids to Show Up Every Day No Matter What. Many schools are like this, but looking back, my townās was borderline fucking dystopian. They asked me why I didnāt just āpostponeā a surgery at one pointā when I was fifteenā to give you an idea of how monumentally obtuse these people were.
So, in elementary school, I started having chicken pox symptoms, right? They were mild because I was vaccinated (yay!) but my mom recognized them quickly and took me to the doctor, because my mom is a reasonable human being with standards. The doctor said āyup, youāve got those pox, it may seem mild but please for the love of god DO NOT take her to school, she is very contagious even though she may FEEL okay.ā
So I had to stay home from school until I got clearance from my doctor to go back. I was an angry little gremlin the whole time, because I wanted to go to the school library and read books about the human skull, but my mother said, āno, you cannot leave this house, and do not scratch the bumps please.ā So I sat at home and tried not to scratch the bumps, like a good little gremlin.
A few days into my Chicken Pox Related House Arrest, we got a letter from the school. I was far from the only person with chicken pox, as it so happened. Like⦠a tenth of my second grade class had Confirmed Pox. We all fell ill within DAYS of each other.
So how did this happen, you ask? Well, a kid had chicken pox, and he came to school anyway. āAh, well perhaps they didnāt know,ā you may very well say. āMaybe his parents didnāt notice!ā No. No, they noticed. In fact they KNEW it was CHICKEN POX. They sent him to school anyway.
The kidās parentsā¦ā¦.. were, in fact, teachers at the school. And they KNOWINGLY made him go to school sick, because they didnāt want to risk hurting his precious āperfect attendanceā record. They figured that since he wasnāt, like, Literally Dying, it was better for him not to miss school. Never mind the fact that they were actively endangering hundreds of little kids.
Fast forward to my freshman year of college. A kid came to class with mumps because he ācouldnāt afford to missā. Guess what happened? Mumps outbreak! Diseases are, as it turns out, good at being diseases! Vaccinations are phenomenal, but they can only do so much, and some people rely on herd immunity to not be killed by preventable illness.
This entire attitude needs to die. Itās dangerous. Food service workers are forced to show up sick, little kids are forced to show up sick, college students show up sick because theyāre afraid of flunking out.
And on top of it all, misinformation campaigns are encouraging people not to get vaccinations! Itās 2019 and weāre flirting with the plague! Next thing you know some blogger is gonna be like āactually we should all be fucking rats and eating our meat raw, death to all science and god bless americaā
Many kids at my school will show up really sick because we only get like three days of excused absences without a doctorās note.
this is what those in literary academia call āforeshadowingā
(note the dates)
this post aged like an ice cube in an oven
worst part is! ITāS STILL HAPPENING! SCHOOLS AND WORKPLACES ARE STILL LIKE THIS!!! THEY LEARNED NOTHING!!!!!!!
Literally looking like the kind of note you find in a post apocalyptic horror game jesus
If only we as a society learned from our mistakes
Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.
We had to stop using pennies bc the snakes have been stealing them all
what is your preferred time to wake up?
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Thanks for the poll request, anonymous! Keep 'em coming, folks.
What is your preferred time to wake up?
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I work a job that switches day shifts and night shifts so my answer varies
what is your preferred time to go to bed?
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Thanks for the poll request, anonymous! Keep 'em coming, folks.
What is your preferred time to go to bed?
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I work a job that switches day shifts and night shifts so my answer varies

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huge fan of the headcanon of eddie coming out to buck & confessing his love in one go because heās sure buck will reciprocate, and buck rejecting eddie on the spot because heās taken off guard and hasnāt had the chance to process what the enormous amount he Feels for eddie even means because up until now eddieās been Straight and his Best Friend and a renter.
so maybe eddieās in the dumps and heās a little tipsy and lamenting to henren because buckās been burying himself in theo and work and procedure and anything that doesnāt have to do with eddie for the past week, and karen ends up setting him up on a casual date with a coworker of hers for the night after next. no pressure, no biggie. just a way for him to get out and maybe get some of the weight off of his shoulders for a couple hours by getting to know someone.
and buck hears about it, of course he does, because raviās razzing eddie in the locker room the next morning about the outfit heās picked to change into after shift, chimneyās asking for pictures of the guy, and harryās trying not to look at buck like heās a kicked puppy. heās antsy and irritable all shift, out of sync on the minimal calls they do have and skulking around the station for the most part because of course itās a q-word shift, why wouldnāt it be.
by the time theyāre off the 24 his body drives him to maddieās house outside of his own volition, and as he knocks frantically on the front door all he can think is that heās glad chimās still held up at the station when maddie opens up and the first thing he blurts out is āiām in love with eddie.ā
functionally suicidal character saying āI would die for youā to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me heād sell hot dogs for me, I wouldnāt feel very moved now would I
Now a functionally suicidal character saying āI will live for youā. Now thatās a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.
now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"
Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...
It's dadson day out
that one au where they're happily married for years
daily colored sketch
imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
I Have Softness For You
i have milk for you
Stop.
Cut the baby monkey in half
How Galahad drew out the sword from the floating stone at Camelot. Illustration by Arthur Rackham from The Romance of King Arthur and His Knights of the Round Table by Alfred W. Pollard (an abridgement of Malory's Le Morte d'Arthur), published in New York by the Macmillan Company in 1917.
How many swords in stones were there?
Seven:
Galahad/Balin's Floating Sword as depicted above.
Arthur's Sword in the Stone, the most commonly known.
Excalibur, which was later conflated with the first sword in the stone but was originally delivered to Arthur as a means for determining a system of government, which was later encased in stone for safety reasons.
šµExcaaaaaaliburšµ which was a singing sword that no meister would handle because he was so damn annoying. He was encased in stone for several thousand years for his crimes against decency.
Disney's The Sword in the Stone⢠the original negative which was itself encased in stone in the Disney Vault to prevent children from witnessing the scene with the horniest squirrel ever.
The sword at the Abbey of San Galgano, which is literally a sword in a stone from ancient times I don't know why it's not a bigger deal tbh.
The one in my backyard, which the city won't remove because it's on private property and they say it's my responsibility but I have no means to remove a sword or giant friggin' rock without renting a $700/hr tractor that the guy can't even guarantee will be able to move it so I have to dispute the HOA fine in court but because the city hasn't filed the paperwork for the refusal of responsibility yet the Judge says I don't have grounds to contest it until I have the notarized acknowledgement that the sword cannot be lifted by conventional means which I can't get because the notary who filed the HOA complaint sent it by snail mail to their office in Denver.
Mordred wasn't shit compared to this.

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the thinggggggg is buck didn't even offer to sacrifice himself for eddie and chris he offered to sacrifice HIS SELF, the thing he's been begging for and trying desperately to find all his life, the thing that he worked so hard for, the thing that represents what the 118 gave to him. the person that finally had a family, the person who finally built a life his sister could return to, christopher's buck, eddie's partner, the person that BOBBY loved, bobby's KID. buck has always held his identity so close to his chest and protected it so fiercely. every time he thought he might be dying it is being BUCK that saved him. and he's willing to give buck up, for them. and it's the smart choice and the logical choice but it's the choice that would hurt buck most, the thing that would be worse than death, for him. and he didn't even fucking hesitate.