Hmmmn

Please stop he is drowning…..

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

Can you imagine how good it’s gonna feel when Buck can finally bust through a line of cops/medical professionals/bystanders by saying “I need to get to him—that’s my husband” liiike of course Eddie will be bleeding out on the ground but he’ll get to cradle Eddie’s head in his lap while Hen closes the wound and go “you can’t leave me, not when we’re just getting started.” And Eddie will be able to reach up with one bloody hand and cup bucks cheek and go “you’re not getting rid of me that easy.” And the power of buddie kissing and Hen applying first aid will save them. It’s gonna feel good as fuck.

This is an absolutely FASCINATING cultural snapshot.

Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1

Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的

official orthographic comedy post

“besides, I have a sister.” top contender for one liner that makes me so emotional

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

eddie Cannot go to sleep without buck once they start dating. like when eddie’s tired and ready to go to bed he says so and buck’s like okay night honey i’ll be there in a bit and eddie’s like 🙁. and then buck goes to bed with him

eddie 'class traitor' diaz

I'm sorry but if elon musk got swallowed by a whale as the Lord and Nature intended and a visibly closeted firefighter (who's a RENTER btw) decided to save him by belly flopping into the ocean from 100 feet above sea-level the 118 would have to deal with another bomb being planted under their engine and this time it would be directly under the seat with the biggest ass print