Three Inches

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

He would not fucking say that

I wanna see a ufo

Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it

i do believe in the inherent goodness of humanity but also some people should die

why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.

girl i am in awe of your tism

Always a delight to find out that a silly guy is also a horny slut

I hate that trollface character he is always up to no good

At my core I need to shut the hell up and read a short novel that changes me forever

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

I know American Psycho has a lot of exaggeration and satire to it but the one detail in it that’s absolutely completely true to life is how Patrick Bateman’s job does not appear to actually entail anything you can define as real work. There are millions of guys like him in America, probably more now than there were when that movie got made, whose job is to just kind of hold a position of power in a huge company without really doing anything that requires any skill or labor.

grug no want be called pretty grug want be shown grug pretty..... grug want be loved so hard it remove all doubt

glassblowing rules because it's like one of the single most hardcore and impressive processes in the entire art world yet almost everything you make with it looks lame as hell. it's essentially a form of smithing that only produces neglected gift shop tchotchkes.

Girls…are like strawberries

Sometimes they are in the grocery store