now, if i give you the funk

good music should beat the shit out of you

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

i'm not generally one to get overly precious about etymology but its fucking insane to me that people still call things "highbrow" and "lowbrow". Like amiguitas those words are about Skull Shape

"that fart joke was something that someone with a racially inferior skull shape would enjoy" <- normal thing to say somehow

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

cuteness is so important to me... if we don't have cute and fun things anymore then we don't have anything

nun pussy probably isn't even that good