and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’

plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

it's crazy how february-june didn't happen

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.