oh wait. i can't read. ~Elliterate~

HBHVBHAVGGHDVGHVDGHVGHVFH

i really struck a chord here didnt i

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

I can't kill myself. I have to be an anti-family transsexual pervert. so other people know they have options in life.

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

That's just what living in a big city is like.

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing