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I can't shoot fireballs from my hands, but I can shoot cum from my cock and sometimes that's enough.

@crowscriven ocean creature for you

any horny ancient greek deities that are bored that feel like chasing me down a river or something

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

It's actually kind of striking how rapidly the ads on ostensibly respectable platforms have changed in the last 12–18 months. I've been getting penis enlargement scams and pyramid schemes that don't even bother to pretend to be otherwise on YouTube – it's like every platform is now running the kinds of ads that even three years ago would have been restricted to porn sites, and I'm not gonna lie, the fact that everyone seems to be getting desperate all at once ain't an encouraging sign!

I just saw full frontal erect penis on a weather app. It's not the sign of the impending tech-bubble implosion I expected, but apparently it's the sign we're getting.