Whomst Did Thee Believe Claimed Thy Burden?

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

hi now you have paws ok?

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

There is no reason why I set my status to "don't die wondering" invariably after every conversation with you. It's unrelated. You're paranoid

stop trying to get me to put m&ms in my ass I'm telling you I'm not interested

cowardice is the worst vice of all

im on a mental health break but i saw some facebook food so heinous i simply MUST share

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard