Director of the Shymkent Department of Energy

my accursed demon blade demands blood whenever it is drawn but that’s kind of annoying so I just started using it to bludgeon people instead

it is so crazy that we all liked overwatch

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

I don’t like nice dreams just make me relive middle school again or something man

Luckily, I haven't a nice dream in twenty-nine years

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

Awesome prog rock album castle

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand