Director of the Shymkent Department of Energy

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years

Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls

i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

If I found out my galaxy sucked so bad it repels black holes I’d crash out and start ending civilizations

Man, remember when Free The Nipple was a thing and there was an actual substantial amount of feminists who believed even public nudity wasn't inherently sexual and now if you date a short person hundreds of anonymous idiots online will call you a pedophile.

I know it’s gonna be bad because they make you hang out with a jello cube voiced by soymonger jack quaid

Which is a good reason to hate it instead of hating it for not being chinkslop gooner bait

lets change the dakotas to being split vertically so we have east and west dakota instead of north and south

Due to issues with the dating of the historical Jesus' lifespan, particularly related to the likely year of Herod's death, we should redefine AD/BC around Scribonius Largus Designatianus, Claudius' court physician apparently born in 1 AD. Anno Designatiano, Before Claudius' Physician.